I need feminism because we live in a society that doesn’t see men as mature enough to control their own genitals.
Yet somehow competent enough to control the world.
my aunt is having a forest gump party soon. i am so fucking excited
Source: pumpernickelspice
all the versions of “genderbread” i’ve seen are oversimplified & have issues, but it still dispels many of the basic misconceptions out there!
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history.
Accidental philosphy
Tumblr is magical.
my standards are unrealistically high for how unattractive i am
80 years from now;
- Me: //falls//
- Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
- Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
- Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
- Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
- Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
- Me: YOLO
